I really think the follow-up to the google-ing of “Heather needs” should be the google-ing of “Heather wants” so here it goes:
Heather wants your blood
Heather wants to know the time
Heather wants a new job
Heather wants to play too
Heather wants to hear from you
Five off of the first page… though I really liked the first one off of page two, “Heather wants Elmo to stop” I can picture whacking a “Tickle me Elmo” doll, screaming, “make it stop, make it stop.”